Shortly after getting sober, to test whether I could still GO CAMPING and have fun without being shitfaced the whole time, we took a trip to the desert. I hiked around all day shirtless, but while also wearing a backpack, which is a super cool thing to do and not at all douchey.

Hey. Give me a break, this was like Month 2 of my sobriety, so all things considered, I was holding up pretty well! Since it was no longer filled with TONS OF LIQUOR BOTTLES, honestly, who even knows what was in that backpack or why I thought I needed to wear it?