I found you.

Again.

Ugh. I know there aren’t any trees for like a hundred miles, but I feel like you aren’t even trying. What’s that?

Oh sorry, Elephant, a mile is equal to about 1.609 kilometers, so that’s roughly 160.934 kilometers, but it was hyperbole anyways.

(Because the elephant is South African, you see, so it didn't understand my imperial measurements …)

You know what? This isn't shaping up to be my best writing. 😂 Why not read a better story about ME AND A DIFFERENT AFRICAN ELEPHANT?

Or better yet, how about ELLA-PHANTSGERALD in Thailand!?