Oh God They've Found Us!

Wadi Rum Desert, Jordan

Even way out here in the Wadi Rum desert, when I first saw that lone truck, ripping through the desert at top speed, my immediate thought was, "Oh holy f*ck, I don't know how they did it, but the HARASSERS HAVE FOUND US, and I bet you they've brought a whole truck full of CAT STATUES!"

How is this possible?!

My second thought was that I now completely understood the reason why every good truck commercial shows trucks doing this, flying across the desert like a lone wolf, a huge cloud of dust billowing up in its wake... Because I watched it thinking, "Man. Trucks are so badass, I should probably GET ONE and be badass, too. "

And when I go back home, I did.