This is an excerpt from a larger list, where I give various activities a Sober Fun rating of 1-10. Entries from this list are scattered throughout my website, or you can find that complete list HERE.

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FISHING: 0

This is a drunk person’s activity, it is boring and there are fish at the grocery store. It gets a 0.

And cows -- What, already?!?

Am I not doing it right or something? Fishing is already dumb enough without all of you watching me. Also, Uncle Greg, this pier seems unstable.

Oh my god, is that what they're all waiting for? This whole pier to crumble and me fall in the pond? I bet you it is.

Cows are terrible.

You know what, fishing may get a 0 rating from me, but eating beef gets a 10.

Hear that guys? A 10 I say!