Sorry, I’m a little stressed with work right now and so all I can summon the strength to post is a photo of this sign I pass every day.  I’ll post something better once I have a chance to catch up and relax. 

But I won’t be doing the relaxing in their jacuzzi, obviously, because the scarcity of its availability sounds unnecessarily complicated. 

"Early Checkout Available Late Tomorrow!" 

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HERE is another sign you might like even more!