I knew there'd be repercussions if we started denying kids access to proper sex education classes in school...

I pass this building every single day - twice, both to and from work - so multiply that times fifteen YEARS and that's how long I've been waiting to make this joke.

And yes, I am dying to have someone film me as I walk up to the front desk holding a filthy broken dildo and pretending to be confused ("It was working fine yesterday..."), but I can't find anyone to go with me and man the camera.