As Moses walked away, heading back down the mountain, the Burning Bush was still talking.

"No Moses, you misheard me. Sorry, I think a leaf was in my mouth.

Anyway, I've made you tens of hundreds of commandments, on thousands of heavy stone tablets. Go set those down and come back, you're going to have to make many, many, trips up and down this mountain.

Do you hear me Moses?

Moses...?"

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These tablets made me laugh. I know it's an entirely different religion, but I think the Jews lucked out with just the Ten.

I'm still not really sure what all these tablets were exactly, Buddhist mantras of some sort, I'm guessing? But boy, whatever they were, there sure were a lot of them.