I heard myself telling someone that this photo article would pretty much write itself, but then that turned out to be completely untrue. What’s true is that the title came to me instantaneously, but that’s about it.

What you see is basically what you get, these are two feisty roosters that would presumably love nothing more than to peck each other’s eyes out, ‘twer it not for the indubitable power of the almighty WICKER BASKET.