I bet this little kid is going to be a lot more reluctant to go with his mom to any more photo shoots and talent searches after this...

I would have sooooooo forced my mother to make them to take that down, I don’t care what child modeling waiver we signed. The little kid looks like he’s been shot through the eye socket with a department store anti-theft security tag.

And can we just talk for a second about what’s goin on above the rear wheel well?

Is that a little Native American girl that’s been scalped?

This is a weird van.

Any parents that are worried about their child getting into a van with a stranger, I don’t think you have to worry so much with this van, their are enough mutilated, but strangely happy, children on the outside of the van to scare away any would-be candy seekers.